Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Media


In light of the recent decision by CNN to broadcast a videotape showing an Iraqi insurgent sniper team shooting at American soldiers, I offer the following suggestion:

Let’s kick all of the media out of both Iraq and Afghanistan and let our soldiers finish the job. Without the media inhibiting our military activities and, thus, aiding our enemies, we could be out of both countries in a matter of weeks…!!

Hmmm....kinda makes me wonder how they got that videotape and exactly whose side they’re on.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Save the Guinness

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes it as hard as he can, shouting "Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out!"

How Long Do We Have?

About the time our original thirteen states adopted their new constitution in 1787, Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years earlier: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship."

Professor Tyler continues: "The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence:

1. From bondage to spiritual faith.
2. From spiritual faith to great courage.
3. From courage to liberty.
4. From liberty to abundance.
5. From abundance to complacency.
6. From complacency to apathy.
7. From apathy to dependence.
8. From dependence back into bondage."

Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law in St. Paul, Minnesota, points out some interesting facts concerning the 2000 Presidential election:

Population of counties won by: Gore - 127 million; Bush - 143 million
Square miles of land won by: Gore - 580,000; Bush - 2,427,000
States won by: Gore - 19; Bush - 29
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Gore - 13.2; Bush - 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Bush won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of this great country. Gore's territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in large urban areas, many of whom were living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare."

Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five years.

Pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.